Comparing People

-I slept through my alarm this morning.
-It was raining and my umbrella broke.
-They were cash only at Starbucks this morning.
-I have a massive headache that causes me to squint at everything. Everyone says this makes me look angry.

To top it off, I open up my email this morning and I only got one. It's from Facebook's "Compare People" application. They wanna let me know how I rank. I'm not sure why I ever added this application to begin with. I never thought it was fair/interesting to compare some of my closest friends to people I knew in middle school who have since grown up to be teachers/dental assistants/nurses who seem like perfectly lovely people (sidebar: a judgement call based solely on their photo albums and musical tastes). Anyway, it appears I'm slipping in the ranks. Facebook has reminded me, yet again, that I am not as powerful/sexy/entertaining/smart as someone else. One category I am winning, however, is "crazy."